As the Captain, Derek Jeter, steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
The Holy See would like to announce that the impending excommunication of Bud Selig for simony is now under reconsideration. Pax Vincibus Eruptum.
In Bud's defense, he never Simonized anything. His car lot had people for that.
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